As the more observant among us have noticed, things were a bit off for the last few months, and there's a bit of knock-on to deal with before we're fully back in flow. So please bear with us in the meantime - we're offering a reduced menu currently, but will still make whatever you want if you ask super nicely. All mixed drinks, as usual, are £9.50.
Bold, firey, explosively fizzy.
3 parts | Belvedere Vodka (our Polish pals like a party too)
1 part | Amaro di Angostura
1 splash | Pimento Dram
4 parts | CTC Ginger Beer
Combine all ingredients, chill and carbonate. dispense into bottles and share with one’s comrades
Long, effervescant, all-too-easy.
2 parts | East London Liquor Co. Gin
1 part | Lemon Verbena & Mint Cordial
3 parts | Binary Botanical Beer*
* - be not alarmed. This is a light wheat beer brewed with wine yeast - uplifting and citrusy.
Brew Lemon Verbena tea and blend with mint, straining and sweetening to create a delicious cordial. Simply mix with a great local gin, season a little and lengthen with an amazingly citrusy brew over cubed ice.
Sure, mixing beer and gin might not have been the original legislative intention, but we can assure you that no babies were sold in the making of this beverage.
Fresh, spiritous, full of bubbles.
2 parts | Pere Magloire Calvados
3 parts | Jasmine Mead
1 splash | Yellow Chartreuse
1 squeeze | Lemon Juice
You can’t just make this drink - it needs to be remembered. Spend months sourcing the correct ingredients, not to mention booking the right venue.
After great expense, marry the elements publicly, extol joy and appreciation through speech, get sloshed.
Long, citrusy, rummy-AF.
3 parts | Plantation 5 Year Rum
2 parts | Plantation OFTD Rum
1 part | Spiced Plum Sherbert
2 parts | Blood Orange Juice
1 part | English Breakfast Tea
Combine all ingredients in a barrel, churn like the waves of a gathering storm. Garnish with some generic tiki stuff and a bit of whale skin. Just kidding - make it a white chocolate body part or something.
Complex, herbaceous, piercing.
3 parts | Los Altos Reposado Tequila
2 parts | Pensador Mezcal
1 part | Bal's Basil & Pineapple
2 dashes | Cassis-Xocolatl Bitters
Stir all ingredients over ice and strain into a chilled ceramic bowl. Raise to your lips and consume, always with eye contact. Beware the arrow garnish; to some, it yields unprecedented joy, but to others, the fires of Xiuhtecuhtli himself.
Full-bodied, boozy, foundational.
2 parts | Old Forester Bourbon
1 part | Earl Grey Madeira
1 part | Walnut Honey
3 parts | Banana Bread Brew
*Some* | Whole Milk, Read On...
Combine all ingredients into a single great state - that is, a milk punch. Add the milk last, allowing it to split, before straining off the curds to produce a rich and whole union of flavours.
Consume on ice, keeping an eye out for Nic Cage.
Heavy, bittersweet, communal.
3 parts | Spirited Union Spice & Sea Salt Rum
2 parts | Martini Bitter
1 chalice | Californian Zinfandel
1 part | Cold Brew Coffee
1 splash | Walnut Sherry
Combine all ingredients in holy silence, store in a little cruet. Invite guests to altar and dispense with his body.
Let the power of spiced compel you, for though the body is weak, the spirit is most certainly strong in this one.